JoeyBang's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ComiX Episode Five!]

pretty good

I'm actually a big fan of this series and I loved every episode except the Clock Day specials. As for this flash itself, it was funny and I liked it. I think you should try frame by frame with there arms instead of just tweens. Also, try to make a skip button for the intro. Besides that, my favorite part was the Hell's Kitchen guy (forgot his name). Overall, great job diamond armada. Keep it up.

DAGamesOfficial responds:

hey thanks dude. ah I fear that if I do make comix fps, Ill make it a lto more scruffier, as Im still not that decent at animating. maybe in the second series Ill consider it, but for now Im quite happy animating lined motion tweens :P

and that gordon ramsey never seaces to make me laugh, his swearing is unbelievable :P

[Penguin in a microwave]

haha

I <3 penguins but this made me giggle alittle. This was pretty much just flash training and I understand that. But the whole thing is like a ripoff of JoeCartoon's Frog in the Blender. I also hear your making a sequel. You shouldn't really do that because the jokes are going to be way too expected. Try work on other flashes besides a sequel to something you made when you were young.

demonicfiendchild responds:

OKAI < i shall scrap that then and make something good thanks for the review

[[SD09] Ambush]

HAPPY SNAWS DAY :3

Liked it. Really good, Fawx. Your styles are getting much better. The fighting flashes you make like this one & Holiday Hit remind me of fight flashes Nogfish made. The music could of been better but you're just begun with that. You'll probably get better as a musician soon. Overall, very impressive Fawx. Your work is getting better by the minute.

Fawx responds:

nogfish has been a big influence in my life so cool.

[Pixtropolis City]

Not bad

Cute. Really fun to see but there were some problems. Before the problems, I'll talk about the good stuff about this collab. Most of the pixel art for the collab were amazing. Really great. The best pixel art was from Jimtopia, Fawx, Morrowdays & FireBlaze. FireBlaze's part was my favorite because there was stuff happening in the background. I liked that there was more stuff happening besides seeing Godzilla. Jimtopia's part was good but it didn't really fit with the collab. The collab was more of comedy collab, not a serious collab. Also, the fact the music didn't fit the part either. The credits were cool though. Now for the cons with this. Few parts had some problems. YoungandWise's Pico tribute was pretty lame. I always find NG cameos in collabs pretty lame themselves. Samiam's part was okay but the characters' legs are weird. He should of drew feet. Overall, pretty good but could of been better.

[Paperbat's Bday Phun!]

lmao. I actually laugh

Eman & MrScriblam are gods...

...at making fun of a bat made of paper.

Emanhattan responds:

I like paperbat but mrsciblam dosnt

[Sketchy Friends Dance]

How most flashes should be...

...creative, entertaiing, imagation and good animation. Great job as usual Boogley. None of your work depresses me.

TheBoogley responds:

Joey! BANG!! :D

[Naruto Special part 1]

OMG Naruto & Hinata Love :D3

Seriously, that was plain awful. I actually almost thought this was a joke. It was that bad. Naruto sprite fims are submitted mostly everyday and it feels like each one is getting worse. The spriting is just terrible. The storyline is very expected and it feels like it was wrote by a HinataXNaruto fanboy/girl. It's messed up and makes no sense. Also, the intro was extremely stupid. What? You didn't feel like animating it so you just took a sense of the show on YouTube. That's just f**king lazy work.

Tips for improvment: Give up spriting and never do it again. You'll problaby disagree with me but do you want that 1.90 again and get only 3 reviews per day. I don't think so. You should animat something using your own characters or at least animat something with Naruto (I would not watch that) but still, at least your animating. Don't make it something that snowdragon or firorparty would do (like take a song or comedian rant and put Naruto characters in it). If you don't have the patience to do that, then give up. I'm trying to animat and it is hard but I'm not arguing. Overall, take the tips or you'll just be some Anime fanboy that makes stupid sprite films that will never be popular. Take them!!!!

Yogui60 responds:

ok , im glad that you wrote, i will take it in consideration, mmm maybe ill add some twist in the story, and dont worry i have a hunger to keep learning, after all im a noob, thanks for the review

[Fat Dick Balls]

It's like Metal Gear Funnies, only with Mario &...

...being unfunny. This was really badly made. You tried to make it like Metal Gear Funnies but failed badly. The preloader was really stupid with a Will Smith joke. Kinda of like the Will Smith joke used in the preloader for MGF. The opening for it was like MGF as well. Alot of the jokes were like MGF. One example, is when Mario is crapping. It had the same format as the scene in MGF. Another example was at the end of 2 parts when Toad saids "And that is the joke." That was extremely pathetic. I was shocked you actually didn't do the rest of the joke with the Wikipedia part. Some of the other jokes were overused and you guys were trying to make a joke out of that. Jokes like Shrooms being drugs, jumping over the flag pile, why the regular Mario game was weird, etc. Also, the part by PaperBat was really stupid because Obama & McCain jokes are old now. The only part I actually giggled to was Kyaztro's second part but it's not worth it to see it again cause I have to see the other parts. Overall, it's pathetic, stupid and shouldn't be watched. I was shocked that Mario fanboys didn't vote 5 alot on this. This would be something they would like but maybe this is for the best.

Horsenwelles responds:

we diddnt because it wasnt a complete copy like your stuff

kawner did that, and he's uncoauthored lol

oh

and this movie had mario in it

your not a fan boy

respect :D

[Snowbot]

Amazing Christmas Flash

Mostly everything is fantastic about this flash. The music is soft and animation is really beautiful. I like that the beat of music goes with the background. I haven't saw anything this good in a while. Great job and enjoy the money you won.

AKS9 responds:

thanks alot mate :)
i really appreciate the words, thanks alot

[TakeTwo - Coleco]

This has to be...

the worst flash to get an award. Seriously, how do people like this. There is barely animation. All this is, is video game history from the past. This is more like an audio podcast but with just bad animation and pictures in the background. These flashes should just be on CasualtyGamer.com and not here. You can make this an audio podcast and submit to the Audio Portal but not to the Flash Portal.

Nqkoi1 responds:

Fair enough