JoeyBang's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Laser Eye Surgery]

Faved it because...

...I love you.

Now on to the review. It was cute. It was a funny short. Animation was great as well. I like the guy's face when it was on the window. The one thing you should fix is the icon for this. It kinda shows the main joke of the flash. Overall, awesome job Freek. Hope to see more from you.

[German Xmas Market]

Wonchop, I'm shocked...

I actually liked this. You haven't made anything this good since Akira the Don-Hypocrite. It was cute and the humor is actually something that took your time to write. Your animation styles are getting much better over years. Some of the jokes were expected but the first joke with the banana made me laugh. I'm also shocked with your cameo appearance. Real human, not a monkey. One con I had was some of the people with no eyes. I know there hair and hats were covering there eyes but there was one character with no eyes and was bald (with no hat). That was strange. Overall, one of your best flashes. That's not saying much but you nailed it.

[Wii love Brawl comedy]

Pablo+Mario=

a bad flash. Sorry but this was really awful. There wasn't alot of animation in this flash but the artwork was nice. My first problem is the whole idea of this flash. Putting a comedian rant by Pablo with a bunch of SSBB characters is not being creative. The comedian rant itself wasn't even funny. My second problem is additional jokes you made in the flash. There not funny either. Third problem is the problem with the rant mixed with SSBB characters. For example, when the rant said the name Jean Claude Van Demme, it was Captain Falcon. Same thing with the names for Mario and Zelda. Same problem with "If you were Gay, Roy?" He should have the characters' actual name. Overall, I'm not into stuff like this because of the lack of creativity.

Tips for Improvement: give up using the same stuff you have been doing (add anime characters with some comedian rant or music). To me, it's not working out. Everything you made is a parody. You have to try more things than just parodies. Try to make a script about a story (not a robot chicken ripoff) and characters you made up. Also, you really need to get a voice actor. In your Naruto Randomness flashes, I don't what you're saying. Either you have a bad mic or you need a voice actor. Use this tips to show me you are at least trying.

[Mario's Castle Calamity]

Time for the 1 it deserves

OMG. That was truly awful. I couldn't bare looking at that. I didn't even giggle. It's that BAD!!! I personally hate sprite films and you're humor is really bad. How the hell did this get Daily 1st and Weekly 2nd. Some good animators deserved that. They probably took them some months to finish there flash but then a 3 hour flash takes the award. Quit spriting. I like your style in art and animation but you soil it away with sprites. You're probably gonna disagree with me but at least do better with writing the script. Try to work a script that takes at least 2-3 days and not use expected jokes with sound effects from movies and Dane Cook yells. Overall, improve because every sprite film you made, I hated. Yes, Dumbass Mario was awful as well. Now, I'll wait to see this (below)

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[Alfred tribute]

Alfred AMV

Alfred Music Video

Video clips included:
Alfred gets Fixed
Jesus Christ Porn Star
Rise of Alfred
Alfred's Playhouse 1
Alfred's Playhouse 2
Alfred's Playhouse 3
Alfred Christ
Naruto
Bleach
Dragon Ball Z

Music included:
Anything Linkin Park related

Emily, you are taking Tom Fulp by the hand and ripping it off. You are the king of the portal

HEIL ALFRED
-Alfred Fanboy/ JoeyBang16 & the rest of newgrounds

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

Interesting

I thought it was interesting the fact it was the first cartoon that you made that didn't have "awesome" in the title (not counting Tall n" Short). The intro was funny and I thought I was about to see something epic.Unfortunely, that was the problem. The first 2 minutes made me giggle but then the rest of the episode dragged on. Alot of the people don't get the jokes because they are anime jokes. I do get them and still, they aren't really that funny. One good thing is the animation. It's a great improvment. Overall, I want to see more of this series and hope the script is better. Nice job but needs improvment.

[Paperbat's Bday Phun!]

lmao. I actually laugh

Eman & MrScriblam are gods...

...at making fun of a bat made of paper.

Emanhattan responds:

I like paperbat but mrsciblam dosnt

[Steve The Magic Turtle]

Fucking awesome

I barely give 10/10 and you got one. That made me laugh all the way. The random storyline, great animation, good voice acting and funny as hell, it all works out for me. Overall, great job and can't wait for part 2.

[Left 4 Speed]

Love the game but a fan of this parody

I liked the animation and the voice acting but the big problem with this was the script. It's terrible. Everything about it was expected like the scene with the car, the scene with the Witch and the safe house. The only joke I giggled to was when Louis was shooting the gun with his ass cheeks. The name of this was awful and you even agree with that. Left 4 Speed? Come on. I think the name should be Left 4 Awes..., you get the idea. The puking joke with the Boomer was also very expected. Throwing up on each other cause someone else is throwing up is being very expected. Try saying that 3 times fast. Overall, your a great animator but you need to work on your writing but trust me. This is way better than Left4LOL but that is not saying much.

[The iPhone Shuffle]

Not worth my time

You get 2 points for the great voice acting but the rest is nothing but a terrible flash animation with terrible script. I found the animation lazy and with alot of tweens. The guy looks like half a stick figure. You should of put arms and legs that aren't just lines. The whole iPhone Shuffle joke is really stupid and the script for it is really expected and unfunny. I know you wanted the animation to look like that with simple animation and no mouth like the Apple commericals but to me, it looks like you weren't even trying. Overall, bad animation, awful script and not worth my time. Next time, animate better and maybe you do deserve the Daily Feature and Weekly 3rd.