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[Guns of the Awesome]

Actually made me yawn

Thought it was really bad. What is good is the voice acting. Everything else, is terrible. The jokes for this were mind-blowingly awful. I actually thought some of them weren't jokes, but they are. There that bad. The animation is okay but it is strange & not in a good way. The only joke I actually giggled to was the part when Raiden called Snake old. Since I played MGS4, most of the jokes were really expected. Like the part when all the soldiers attacked each other, the death with Vamp, when Snake meets Derrick. There are also jokes that I actually found & thought they were really bad. None of the easter eggs were funny as well. This only got alot of views & reviews because it was on frontpage and people thought it was another sequel to Metal Gear Awesome. But then they find out it is just a bad tribute. It's like a middle finger to the face. I did see the trailer but also saw what it was before it. When you first submitted it, it wasn't popular at all, so you just changed it to a trailer. Also, the last version had 3 easter eggs. Now this version had 7 versions. That's a small improve to make your bad version, good. Overall, pathetic in everyway. Be more regular and never do an Awesome cartoon again. You tried your best but failed.

[SSBB - Luigi Vs. Kirby]

A DBZ Sprite Fight. How amazing :l

So unregular. You have a DBZ Sprite fight, Nintendo characters & it's SSBB style. Really bad and not creative. I have a feeling this collab will be bad.

[Tomm-E]

Nice job Marcy

Thought it was really good. Animation was nice and artwork is excellent. I saw
Wall-E and thought it was a good movie. Also at the end, was that SimonG? Overall, nice job & worth watching. Keep up the good work.

[If You Were Gay, Roy]

I don't know about this...

This is a very overused song. It is used a million times on AMVs and other flashes people make. They always have the same beginning, middle & end and you'll get bored of it. The first time I hear that song on my IPod, I laughed but that was in 2006. It has been 3 more years and hearing it again & again doesn't make you laugh anymore. I thought the artwork was not bad at a few places but it had barely animation. The most animation I saw was the lip'sync. This would be something my friends would like but out of the group, I have a different sense of humor. Overall, try something regular and don't use overused songs. They are getting too old.

[Naruto Special part 1]

OMG Naruto & Hinata Love :D3

Seriously, that was plain awful. I actually almost thought this was a joke. It was that bad. Naruto sprite fims are submitted mostly everyday and it feels like each one is getting worse. The spriting is just terrible. The storyline is very expected and it feels like it was wrote by a HinataXNaruto fanboy/girl. It's messed up and makes no sense. Also, the intro was extremely stupid. What? You didn't feel like animating it so you just took a sense of the show on YouTube. That's just f**king lazy work.

Tips for improvment: Give up spriting and never do it again. You'll problaby disagree with me but do you want that 1.90 again and get only 3 reviews per day. I don't think so. You should animat something using your own characters or at least animat something with Naruto (I would not watch that) but still, at least your animating. Don't make it something that snowdragon or firorparty would do (like take a song or comedian rant and put Naruto characters in it). If you don't have the patience to do that, then give up. I'm trying to animat and it is hard but I'm not arguing. Overall, take the tips or you'll just be some Anime fanboy that makes stupid sprite films that will never be popular. Take them!!!!

Yogui60 responds:

ok , im glad that you wrote, i will take it in consideration, mmm maybe ill add some twist in the story, and dont worry i have a hunger to keep learning, after all im a noob, thanks for the review

[[SS] A History of Squid]

Problaby...

...your group's most hardest working flash. This was an interesting flash and I thought it was not bad. I'm not into gangsta stuff but still it was worth watching.

As for your SS group itself, I didn't if your making the right turn or wrong one. I mean you started in 2007 but got your first awards in 2009. I don't know what to say as a whole, but your better than other stupid spam groups of 2009 like the Duck Division & the Food Face Force.

Overall, nice job actually.

[Presidents' Day 2277]

When it Fallout 4 coming out?

Escape Vault 101 now!!!

[The Greatest Idea Ever!]

Another Great Work of Flash by the Demon

Thought this was really funny. Voice acting & writing was really good. The animation was really good as well. Zekey did a great job for the backgrounds. My one con was that it was lacking some jokes. Overall, great job. You can never make a bad flash. Hope those scientists enjoy the Spookyville cast & Jerry in hell. :D

[Fat Dick Balls]

It's like Metal Gear Funnies, only with Mario &...

...being unfunny. This was really badly made. You tried to make it like Metal Gear Funnies but failed badly. The preloader was really stupid with a Will Smith joke. Kinda of like the Will Smith joke used in the preloader for MGF. The opening for it was like MGF as well. Alot of the jokes were like MGF. One example, is when Mario is crapping. It had the same format as the scene in MGF. Another example was at the end of 2 parts when Toad saids "And that is the joke." That was extremely pathetic. I was shocked you actually didn't do the rest of the joke with the Wikipedia part. Some of the other jokes were overused and you guys were trying to make a joke out of that. Jokes like Shrooms being drugs, jumping over the flag pile, why the regular Mario game was weird, etc. Also, the part by PaperBat was really stupid because Obama & McCain jokes are old now. The only part I actually giggled to was Kyaztro's second part but it's not worth it to see it again cause I have to see the other parts. Overall, it's pathetic, stupid and shouldn't be watched. I was shocked that Mario fanboys didn't vote 5 alot on this. This would be something they would like but maybe this is for the best.

Horsenwelles responds:

we diddnt because it wasnt a complete copy like your stuff

kawner did that, and he's uncoauthored lol

oh

and this movie had mario in it

your not a fan boy

respect :D

[Snowbot]

Amazing Christmas Flash

Mostly everything is fantastic about this flash. The music is soft and animation is really beautiful. I like that the beat of music goes with the background. I haven't saw anything this good in a while. Great job and enjoy the money you won.

AKS9 responds:

thanks alot mate :)
i really appreciate the words, thanks alot